Bro in Pottruck sauna: This is like when I was in Israel and it was literally too hot for my iPhone to function.
Girl: He got like an 18–something on his SATs. Like, it’s absurd how dumb he is.
St. A’s boy: I might be relevant on this campus, but in real life I’m so irrelevant.
Tridelt: So, how exactly do you avoid being in the Round Up?
Girl in full dinosaur suit to guy in full dinosaur suit: I’m not seeing anyone in costumes, but I’m also not giving a fuck.
