If you’re studying: “Easy” by Real Estate
You know you’re screwed for that midterm, but at least you can pretend you aren’t. Let this catchy, breezy track take you to a place where everything is remarkably effortless, including getting “A”s at Penn.
If you’re going to the football game: “Red 2 Go” by Danny Brown
Between the darty and the second Wawa run of the day comes the magical football game, and although you may not remember whether we beat the Princeton Tigers, at least you’ll be ready to go.
If you’re too hungover to do things: “Glory and Gore” by Lorde
You’ve been drinking like the world is gonna end, Lorde sings, and that’s exactly what you’ve done in your misguided pre–homecoming hype. Take this day to lie back in bed and bask in last night’s glory. You don’t understand football, anyway.
If you’re cleaning: “Stereo” by Boombox
Not only are you unable to party because your parents are coming to visit (why are they doing this to you?), but now you can’t get your work done, either. Luckily, you won’t be as frantic cleaning your house if you’re jumping to synth beats and swaying to saxophone notes.
If you’re dartying: “Pumpin Blood” by NONONO
You’re wearing the red and the blue again, and that can only mean one thing: parties and pictures. The only thing you should worry about now is your grooving getting in the way of your pong shots.
