1. The Crier
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She has a paper due tomorrow, she’s homesick and her dog died three years ago. It doesn’t matter how great the night is: once the shots start coming, so do the tears.
2. Mr. Touchy–Feely
At first it was kind of flattering. Then it was a little much. Now a restraining order might be necessary.
3. Your BFFAEAEAE
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She could be your real best friend or some girl you met that same night, but she will let you, and everyone else around, know that you are “literalllllllllly her best friend, like everrrrrr.” But tomorrow on Locust? Not even a smile.
4. The Too Drunk to Function
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It’s an obvious one for a reason; we all know her. She wakes up, maybe in her own bed (maybe not), with little memory of the night and… is that a phone number on her hand or her shot tally?
5. The Angry Drunk
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Undoubtedly the least popular member of the group, no one wants to be subjected to his stream of profane texts, or worse, actual shouting.
