25 Ways To Get Over Your Cat Leaving You 7. Spend more time with your other cats.
My Illness Is Rare And Nobody Believes Me My body type just doesn't look good in sweaters.
6 Ways People Misspell My Unusual Name One of them is racist.
How It Feels To Go Down 8 Sizes And Still Be Obese I still sweat a lot when I put on my shoes.
I Have A Specific Number Of Problems 12. I have a crippling fear of odd numbers.
I Masturbated Myself To A New Me I used to spend a lot of time alone. Now I spend a lot of time alone masturbating.
The 35 Subtle Differences Between Poor People and People With Class 3. Money.
I Just Had Sex With A Cheese Pizza I should have waited for it to cool. Now I've got some 'splaining to do.
This Thing Makes Sex The Best This is sure to get a lot of traffic since I'm irreverent. And I'm talking about sex.
This Place Where I Spent A Temporary Amount Of Time Changed My Life Forever The passage of time, events and then a change, many commas, you can tell I am a Serious Writer that way, and also because, this is all one sentence.
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