Sorority girl: “Hi, how are you doing?”
Ginger outside the Quad: “Hey, that looks heavy, do you need a hand with that?”
Freshman: “I know we might not hang out as much next year, but I really enjoy my roommate’s company.”
Frat Bro #1: “Did you have sex with Vanessa last night?”
Frat Bro #2: “No, I think I need more of an emotional connection before I’m ready to be physically intimate with someone. But I think she’s wonderful.”
Drunk kid at Smoke’s: “I don’t say this enough, but I really appreciate all you’ve done for me.”
Obvious Frosh: “Excuse me, can you help me for a second? I don’t know my way around here too well.”
