The Pocket Shot
Double fisting with nowhere to stick that extra shot? The solution: pocket shots. The pre–made, collapsible, plastic bags fit perfectly in your pocket and contain 50 mL of whiskey, rum, vodka or whatever else you see fit. Sneak ’em in, drink from the container or squirt them into a soda. Just make sure you don’t sit down with one in your back pocket.
The Needle
We all know someone who is planning on wearing that sexy nurse’s outfit this weekend—the one she bought at Party City in preparation for Halloween freshman year. Since her outfit is pretty predictable, tell your friend to invest in some needle shots. Use that sinus-rinse syringe your mom packed you and play doctor by squirting vodka into people’s mouths. Or, better yet, use “as directed” and shoot alcohol up someone’s nose. It sounds disgusting (because it is), but it'll get you drunk a lot more quickly.
Dizzy Bat
This version of wiffle ball is slightly different than its middle school P.E. class equivalent and is perfect for all of you who have been waiting to relive your obstacle course glory days. Cut open a plastic whiffle ball bat, fill it with beer and chug. Next, crouch down and spin around the bat five times. At this point, people play the game differently: some then pass a beer–filled bat to a teammate, while others try to hit a beer can thrown at them. You pick.
Shot Roulette
Bring a little bit of Vegas to your party by playing shot roulette. Surround the roulette wheel with shot glasses so that every round of roulette has a champion. If your shot glass corresponds to the number played, you’re the winner. Congratulations, you get a mouthful of Banker’s. Lucky you.
The Tie
Drinking on the job just got a lot easier, as did pregaming your OCR interviews. Fill your tie with a bag of alcohol and drink from a hidden mouthpiece. It may not be Brooks Brothers, but don’t worry… the ties can be custom–made. And if that whole Merrill Lynch internship thing doesn’t work out, at least your old pal Franzia will be there to commiserate.
