1.”This Is How We Do It”—Montell Jordan
It’s Friday night, there’s a party on the west side AND there’s a designated driver. This is responsible Penn partying at its finest.
2.”No Diggity”—Blackstreet
It's never a bad time to get down—good Lord—during a night out. Hopefully you'll be lucky enough to be in a place that plays it.
3.”Rock Your Body”—Justin Timberlake
This forgotten party jam should be the anthem to SWUGs everywhere. Don’t be so quick to walk away (from this lame night at Blarn’s), guuurl.
4.“Good Times”—Chic
Throwback, like way way back. Perfect for those weird registered parties where a live band is playing songs solely from the ‘70s and ’80s.
5.”Jerk it Out”—The Caesars
The Caesars were jerking it out in 2003 way before Miley was twerking it out. Those were simpler (better?) times.
6.”Party Up (Up In Here)”—DMX
Forget party jamz—this is one of the best songs of all time. If you've forgotten about this you should be ashamed. MERTed-in–the–first-hour–of–NSO ashamed.
7.“Sweet Caroline”—Neil Diamond
Nothing screams “room full of drunk prep school kids” like a Penn frat party... or a room full of those kids screaming “bah-bah-BAHHHH.”
8.”Baby Got Back”—Sir Mix-a-Lot
JK, nobody forgot about this. But to the TEP DJ who layered “Levels” over “Don’t Stop Believin:'" if you’re going for nostalgia, maybe play this instead of that monstrosity?
9.“Work It”—Missy Elliott
I think we all pretty much went through most of the 2000s convinced she was saying “Is your fermenippus wenyed.” Nope, but that’s still what I’m gonna sing when I dance it out to this jam at crammed highrise pregames.
10.”Yeah”—Usher featuring Lil’ Jon and Ludacris
We can all thank this song for every self–respecting girl’s personal motto: being a lady in the streetz but a freak in da bed. Also who knew Lil’ Jon even existed before he was yelling about SHAHTZZZ?
