Come with me to the dark side. *whips cape back and forth*
What are friends for if they can’t drag your limp, lifeless body to a nearby combination prom/birthday party?
By far the easiest “Where’s Waldo” ever created. Call us when you find a large crowd.
Don’t think we don’t see that plastic cup at the bottom of the frame. How gauche.
Savor that pizza, Justin. Savor it like it’s the last slice of pizza you’ll have until… yeah, yeah… get some tongue on it.
BRIAN
Ladies? Have you caught on to the subliminal messaging?
JIN
Captain Douchebag, reporting for duty.
Nothing can be altered in a crime scene. Not even poses. Don’t you move a muscle.
JAMES
“God DAMNIT, JIMMY, you blink before every fucking picture. JUST ONCE I WANT TO HAVE ONE PHOTO FOR THE CHRISTMAS CARD”-Mom
RYAN
And the Oscar for best impersonation of a pillar goes to...
ARIEL
“Take that, Mom!”
MATTHEW
They say the doctor dropped me on my head as a baby, as a young adult and as a fully grown man.
SHASHANK
Though upon first look you may think this man has satisfied his need for speed, don’t be fooled. He is going zero in a parking lot.
ADRIANA
It’s two weeks into freshman year, and she’s already hiding! Sweet pillow fort — we’ll see you at Hey Day.
ERIC
RELEASE THE KRACKEN FROM THE SEA!
KEVIN
Look at this juxtaposition. The donut is so big and the man is so small.
DAVE
Well, this is simply too large. What fun we shall have.
We know it’s not your car now, but give it time—with a little hope and a midlife crisis, it will be yours.
ANDY
“I know it looks like I’m clinging to the edge of this rock, but I’m actually standing, and rather comfortably to boot.”
BURT
"Sometimes, magic happens at the dog park. Sometimes, love is RUFF!
DEVON
DRL’s not the only thing you can get lost in.
Everybody hurts.
CONNOR
King for a day, regrettable photo for a lifetime.
MIKE
Well at least you’re first in something…
YOANN
Ladies, please. This beret needs to be returned.
In the name of love.
JACQUILEY
Good photo. You seem nice.
CARRIE
We all know you’re trying to skirt Six Flags’s $22 photo fee. Nice try, Deb.
SUDOKU MOTHERFUCKERS!
"Come alone."
KEVIN
“Guys, I really can’t be bothered.”
