1. The tank top body you’ve been slaving over finally achieves Greek god/goddess status.
2. All Ray–Ban style sunglasses are shatterproof.
3. The lineup is an April Fools’ joke gone awry. Swedish House Mafia and The Black Keys do an amazing double header.
4. Tickets are free for all, leaving more money for the alcohol budget.
5. All that work your professor said would still be assigned the Monday after Fling: cancelled until further notice.
6. A special alarm wakes you up just in time for parties/concerts/fires.
7. Hangovers collectively agree to wait until Sunday.
8. MERT rescues drunken Flingers while also providing baked goods for all the hungry, high and weary.
9. You meet your Fling soulmate across the beer pong table.
10. QUAD ACCESS FOR ALL!
