BEST FRAT HOUSE FEATURE THE PHI DELT PORN CLOSET Need a place to… relax? The third floor of Phi Delt’s off–campus house boasts an impressive enclave of the finest pornography. Feast your eyes.
EDITORS’ CHOICE BIG MAC EATEN OFF GIRL’S TITTIES The story of the year. We wish we could provide you with some context, but we have no idea why/how this happened.
BEST REPEAT OFFENDER THE SOIREE URINATOR This shameless sorority girl neglected a proper toilet at Theos Soiree two years in a row. Third time’s the charm?
BEST SPRING BREAK STORY NIPPLES LEAVE BEHIND ONE OF THEIR OWN The freshman hall that spring breaks together stays together… that is, until one of them is detained in a foreign country. SB'13 forever!
BEST OFF–CAMPUS DRAMA APES BUYS 4K PINE The mansion at 4000 Pine has belonged to the Owls Society for over two decades. Then APES was like, “fuck it.”
BEST HALLOWEEN STORY RODIN ELEVATOR GHOST Remember when a disembodied voice was haunting one Rodin elevator? Either maintenance was playing a huge joke or Ms. Rodin herself has returned.
BEST HURRICANE SANDY STORY THE SEANCE FOR HEATH LEDGER WE MISS YOU HEATH.
MOST EMBARRASSING BRO MOMENT THE ZBT POOPER Poor kid. He was just trying to get it in. But then he let it all out… all over the floor. Shit happens.
BIGGEST FUCK–UP SPEC RUINS FLING CONCERT Is there no Justice in the world? Enough said. We’ll never get over this.
HONORABLE MENTION BEST OVERHEARD Starbucks Employee: I’ve got a grande ice water for Mary!
