12:20-12:40: If you’re baked, check out Penn Jazz (Penn’s very own jazz ensemble group) in the Upper Quad. For more info, check out http://www.pennjazz.com.
If you’re totally wasted on the other hand, go see Bloomers at 12:30 in the Lower Quad covering everything from the Killers to Carly Rae Jepsen. For more info, check out http://bloomerscomedy.com.
12:50-1:00: Definitely check out the Penn Glee Club Band in the Lower Quad. Toting a repertoire of “standard hits and [their] own unique fusion of rock, ska, and swing,” PCGB is sure to keep you entertained. More info:https://www.facebook.com/pgc.band?fref=ts ...Sorry Yalla.
1:10-1:25: Check out Kapacity in the Lower Quad for a taste of Korean culture—do I feel a Gangnam Style cover coming on? For more info, you can friend them on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/upenn.kapacity
1:30-1:50: Head over to the Upper Quad to check out an interactive performance with the rhythms of Penn Samba (https://www.facebook.com/groups/192412760106/?fref=ts) and so you can get a good spot for...
1:55-2:40: AUTRE NE VEUT (http://www.jazzandgrooves.com/post/46987409899/fling-artist-spotlight-autre-ne-veut-autre-ne) in the Upper Quad. We don’t mean to discount (former/current) student bands The Marigolds ( https://www.facebook.com/marigoldsmusic?fref=ts) and Fat Panther (https://www.facebook.com/fatpanther?fref=ts) are a good choice if you’re looking for a more rock-type deal, but Autre Ne Veut’s unique R&B sound makes him a can’t miss this Saturday.
2:40-2:50: Run to the Lower Quad to get a good spot for...
2:50-3:35: GIGAMESH (http://www.jazzandgrooves.com/post/47148796748/fling-artist-spotlight-gigamesh-if-youre-not) is definitely the most dance–worthy pro act that J&G has secured to play on Saturday and you won’t wanna miss them. If you haven’t seen Strictly Funk (https://www.facebook.com/strictlyfunk?fref=ts) at this point, you don’t go to enough Penn events, I have no solace to offer about JBOY but I do recommend reading his Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/pages/J-Boy/264006346968586?sk=info) for a giggle, and Greg Oliveras is in M&W so you can catch him later! Just go to Gigamesh right now.
3:40-4:40: Sit tight in the lower quad for the final pro act Delorean (http://www.jazzandgrooves.com/post/47241639513/upenn-spring-fling-2013-delorean) This Spanish alt dance band has some seriously neat beats to throw down as the day rounds out and J&G is reporting that they are “INSANE” live, so you won’t wanna miss this. Plus, Dischord (http://upenndischord.com) and Dhamaka (http://www.penndhamaka.com) performances in the Upper Quad fall under the same category as Strictly Funk—get out more, guys.
4:40-5:00: Either dash back to the Upper Quad to catch a capella group Off the Beat (http://www.offthebeat.net) or stick around the Lower Quad for...
5:00-6:00: Mask & Wig in the Lower Quad. Why did J&G put no one else in this time slot? Because at this point, everybody knows that Mask & Wig is a show worth seeing. Or if you’ve had enough M&W at this point in the more, go drink more in the emptying Upper Quad.
Have fun, kiddies! And dance like crazy.