THURSDAY
The calm before the storm, literally. But don’t be calm––rage your heart out for Fling’s inaugural night (even if you’ve been drinking all week). Remember to pace yourself, though: there’s a full weekend of intoxication ahead! That downtown is the tip of the iceberg. It’s a marathon, not a sprint.
Feel free to BYO your 6:00-9:00 p.m. seminar.
FRIDAY
DON’T MISS:
• Waking up: It’s easier said than done. Make sure to rally so you’re drunk before the clock strikes noon.
• Quadfest: Real talk, you’re not too cool for the Quad. It’s pretty and this weekend, the freshmen are the minority in this carnival of debauchery. Bring dollaz for drunchies––overpriced Fried Oreos will be calling your name (and your wallet’s).
• Off campus parties: If you’re sobering up, there’s no new AlliedBarton policies here. And even without a video crew, you’ll be SHMACKED.
YOUR CALL:
• Fling Concert. Need we say more? Go if you want, don’t bitch if you’re not. It won’t be a disaster if you don’t make it to Franklin Field this year. Power nap? Or, if you’re going to Nova—get home safe.
SKIP:
• Summer–y clothes. You’re gonna need a sweatshirt and or umbrella for that bro tank, dude.
• Morning recitation.
SATURDAY
DON’T MISS:
• Performers: There are “big” names hitting the Quad stage besides your favorite campus a capella group this year! (This doesn’t make up for the sucky concert lineup.) Still, day–rage your heart out to the musical stylings of Gigamesh (Lower Quad, 2:50 p.m. – 3:35 p.m.), Autre Ne Veut (Upper Quad, 1:55 pm. – 2:40 p.m.) and Delorean (Lower Quad, 3:40 p.m. – 4:40 p.m.). And plan your departures to block parties around Mask & Wig, Off the Beat, Glee Club and [insert your favorite student group here].
• Eating: Remember to do that, kiddos! Mom wouldn't approve of this kind of "all–liquid cleanse." Even Wawa is more acceptable. BYO Commons. The possibilities are endless.
• Off campus parties: Again. Duh.
SKIP:
• All day nap. As tempting as the Netflix/GrubHub route may seem in your physically drained state, be strong and take some shots to go out with a bang! (Please don’t get hospitalized.) But foreal, it might not even rain! So there’s that.
SUNDAY
Fling has flung. No need to mourn the ~*BE$T WEEK3ND EVR I LUV GRLTALK*~ because now it’s time for reminiscing. Feed your soul with bagels, Bui's and gossip. Catch up on carbs and commend yourself for considering a Sunday morning Pottruck trip (ha). Your iPhone library has a story to tell… and so does all the work you have to do. Back to reality, babies. Finals are just around the corner!
