1. Justin Timberlake: Since it's arguable that JT is currently king of the world, we can conclude he'd bring Sexy Back better than Girl Talk ever will.
2. David Guetta: Maybe there’s some saltiness over here that he’s not the headliner, but seriously, David Guetta would have brought down the house (stadium).
3. R. Kelly: Ignition. That is all.
4. Any of the past 10 years of Fling headliners: Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg, Kid Cudi, Wyclef Jean, Sonic Youth, Third Eye Blind, Tiesto, Ratatat, Ben Folds, the list goes on. Fellow freshmen, please feel the anger with me.
5. 2CHAINZ: All I want for my fling is a big booty rapper named 2Chainz. Maybe some of you think he’s on the same level as Tyga, but there's a special comic appeal to 2Chainz that Tyga supremely lacks.
