Erin Go Bragh, lads and lassies. With your hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and your red balloons, you made this weekend into an Irish paradise, even though the weather was more reminiscent of the Arctic. Don't worry though, the hail didn't stop you from losing your Irish tempers this week.
One lucky partygoer stumbled upon a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow this weekend. And by end of the rainbow, we mean the APES/OZ day party. And by pot of gold, we mean cup of tested urine. Not to worry, the results were negative. Somehow we have a hard time believing that, especially a week after spring break, but congrats on the Goldman job!
O'Golly gee, a fight at ZBT! Highbrow hears that Beta bros got a little rowdy towards their next–door neighbors on Saturday morning. Allegedly, the boys captured a ZBT pong table and used it as a personal trampoline, sending mud and curses flying everywhere, ultimately breaking the table. While Beta jeered and whipped off their shirts, ZBT scurried to bring their remaining tables inside. Needless to say, the beer pong was over. Back to you, Sinead.
But the drama didn't stop there. One girl decided to use the ZBT basement as her personal toilet during St. Patty's festivities. When the boys tried to stop her, Penn's own Merida just up and left—but not before taking two handles with her and threatening to fight back. St. Patty's Day: 2. ZBT: 0.
Move aside, red Solo cups, there's a new favorite drinking vessel in town. A prosthetic leg has stepped onto the scene as the latest fad in drinkware. What one boy lacked in limbs, he more than made up for in swag at a Friday night party. The non–Penn uniped was seen jagerbombing out of his own titanium extremity. Talk about having a leg up on the competition.
Finally, a Castle bro has been wearing the same pants for over five days straight. We don't think anything more needs to be said other than EWWW. We're never going to Rumor again.
