If you’re indecisive, Chipotle (39th and Walnut) is here to help. Order a "Quesarrito" and your regular burrito will be wrapped in a quesadilla. This makes for a cheesier, crispier version of the Chipotle classic.
If you want a sweet caffeine fix but are sick of the caramel macchiatto at Starbucks, order a "café misto" with pumps of hazelnut and chocolate and a caramel drizzle; it’ll taste just like nutella. If you’re not a coffee drinker but still want to mix things up, get a vanilla bean Frappuccino with an extra pump of almond flavoring for some cake batter–y deliciousness.
If you’re heading back late one night and are sad about not getting any action, go to McDonald’s (40th and Walnut) and order the "McGangBang." It’s hard to believe that something with such an insensitive name even exists, but leave it to McDonald’s to wedge a McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. It’s the perfect drunken snack for those with a big stomach and a small wallet.
