Girl 1: So how’s your mom doing? Girl 2: She’s good. She’s getting her boobs redone, so…
Gymnast in Houston: What if I had noodles instead of teeth…
Bro: Sometimes I think my dog is just kind of an asshole.
Guy after Radian evacuation: Does this mean I can't get my fucking Chipotle?!
Blonde girl: My "emo" phase was really more like a poser scene phase with a hipster mindset.
Sorority Girl: I preffed a girl who was choosing between us and nothing. She chose nothing.
