Dear Froshies,
NSO is like a dream come true, isn’t it? Finally, you get the independence you craved, the popularity you deserved and the alcohol poisoning you earned — truly, an experience like no other. Well, snap out of it. The semester’s finally started, and that means that you’re fresh meat for the most carnivorous section around (tm), Lowbrow. Consider this “tough love” —your first lesson in the real world. That lesson being, of course, to keep your profile on private.
