Hey there, 2016-er! NSO can be a confusing time, during which many strangers will attempt to befriend you by offering you unnaturally-colored beverages. That's why the editors of 34th Street Magazine's Ego section are here to offer a helping hand. You can ask us just about anything by emailing your questions about Penn to ego@34st.com or via the submission boxes on the front pages of 34st.com and underthebutton.com.
Below is a running list of the wisdom we've dropped so far, so check back on this page frequently, as we're answering new questions daily.
• I don't like my roommate. What should I do?
• What are some good conversation starters?
• Are there any movie theaters on campus?
• Is the walk to DRL really that bad?
• Is there room for another sociopath at Wharton?
• What should I wear my first day of class?
• Is it social suicide to friend everyone on the Penn 2016 Facebook group?
• Is the food at dining halls edible?
• What is the party scene like after NSO?
• Are off-campus parties safe?
• Should I skip late-night NSO events to go to off-campus parties?