1. The Potato Famine’s over.
2. You become a leprechaun on your 13th birthday. (12th for girls)
3. Even after college, you’re excused for being an alcoholic.
4. College Green brings out the color of your eyes.
5. Instead of a trust fund, you’re born with a pot of gold.
6. You speak in a Bonotone.
7. Your accent almost makes people forget about your ginger hair.
8. You can pull off a skirt.
9. You’re not British. And neither are your teeth.
10. It’s lucky. DUH.
