Good: You had a lot of fun over Spring Break. Bad: You got arrested. Four-Leaf Clover: Highbrow didn’t find out about it.
Good: You avoided the compass. Bad: In your strenuous effort, you knocked into someone. Four-Leaf Clover: He’s a nice Jewish pre-med boy who helped you pick up your fallen books and proposed on the spot.
Good: Your sorority’s St. Patty’s tanks were really cheap. Bad: OMG, what if XO has the same pun as you?! Four-Leaf Clover: No other sorority considered “getting lucky” this year.
Good: The Fling artists were announced. Bad: There are only two performers. Four-Leaf Clover: The third would have been the Shabbatones.
Good: Philly Diner closed. Bad: Nothing’s taken its place yet. Four-Leaf Clover: Maybe it’ll be a liquor store? Maybe? Please? PLEASE?
