Fling Artists
“I saw them at Lolla. I blacked out before their performance, but it sucked.”
“Is that that guy with the face who sings about ‘cars and hoes’?”
“Why is it always rap artists?”
“Why is it always DJs?”
“They’re great, they’re just not a Fling artist.”
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Commencement Speaker
“At least it’s not The Bachelorette.”
“Don’t worry! Bon Jovi’s gonna do it next year if his son comes to Penn.”
“Who cares about education reform? I’m fucking graduating.”
“Waiting for Superman? More like, waiting for this speech to be over.”
“Suddenly the Fling artists don’t seem so bad.”
