1. Hummus — Chick, p(l)eas(e).
2. Greek Lady — You say gyro (jai-roh), we say $6.25.
3. Jimmy John’s — It’s 3 a.m. Do you know where you are?
4. City Tap House — We won't reject you for brunch.
5. Allegro — We no speak Italiano.
6. Sweetgreen — Light, medium or heavy?
7. Bobby’s Burger Palace — So many sauces, you’ll only eat ketchup.
8. Houston Hall — Eat now, pay never.
9. Tandoor — New Delhi’s just around the corner.
10. Copa — We’re open on Wednesdays!
