Nursing student: You don’t even know the ass that I wiped today!
Girl at Commons: I don’t know why everybody keeps saying that. I’m not going to sleep with homeless guys.
SDT Girl: Passover is, like, my holiday.
Guy at Sweetgreen: This is almost as good as Saladworks!
Campus Apartments receptionist: My mom raised me pretty, not smart.
British Girl: Like, what is Boy Meets World?
