This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
1 shot of female aggression + 1 shot of pressure to get enough camera time + 1 shot of dysfunctional familial relationships + 1 ½ cups of general poor–taste
Pour into shaker. Shake for as long as it takes you to say, “I love my sugar daddy!” Serve in a insecurity–rimmed glass.
