This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
Botox on the Rocks: You and your husband can host a Botox party for the other couples on 34th Street. Invite your go–to botox doctor, inject each other’s foreheads, pause your aging process and serve drinks on the rocks with straws so that you don’t have to move your face post–treatment.
Grillin' Girls: Invite the girls over to grill and grill them on what they actually did at your daughter’s Sweet 16 party.
Ex–mas Party: Get back at your enemy by inviting her ex–husband over. Stir up the drama along with some strong eggnog and spiked cider.
Masquerade Ball: Masquerade your horrific personality by doing something nice for others! Raise money for the charity of your choice.
Independence Party: Celebrate your divorce!* *Sheree Whitfield actually did this.
