DP reader: Tyler E. is more fucked than a Theta pledge at a Theos mixer.
Senior guy: I hate searching for classes because my PennCard picture's sooo bad.
Crazy girl: Imagine… sex in clogs and nothing else.
Supreme douche: You wouldn’t believe the property tax in my neighborhood!
Frat guy in Houston Hall: Why the fuck can’t I unsubscribe from Penn for Life? I’ve been trying for three years!
