1. Is that a wigwam in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 2. I have something for you to gobble on. 3. This restaurant seems to be full, but I have another reservation. 4. I wanna ride you like a Grand Cherokee. 5. There’s nothing small about my pox. 6. Are you a Nava–hoe? No? Oh, sorry. Honest mistake. So Sioux me! 7. You look like you could use some stuffing. 8. Call me Mr. Pilgrim. I can make your Plymouth Rock. 9. Is your name Humps–Like–A–Coyote–In–Heat? Because you seem like you’d hump like a coyote in heat. 10. Can I suck yo’ jawea?
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