Street: What makes a true BMOC? Sam Schear: BMOC’s a state of mind. It’s a lifestyle. Sam Berger: A lot of weight fluctuations. Kevin Kennedy: None of which are healthy. SS: Lettuce by day, celery by night. Neil Dubey: Hard–working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable. Jake Levin: It’s not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Nick Henderson: Pelvic thrusting.
Street: What are you afraid of? JL: I’m afraid of spending one more day as a C–List celebrity on campus. I’m also afraid of those days when I forget to use deodorant. Then I smell like the ball pit at a McDonald's play place. ND: Sam Schear’s chest. SS: Balding. Measurements of any kind.
Street: Why are you going to win? ND: Two words: Bolly. Wood. JL: I called Miss Cleo and she felt in her soul that I would… need to pay another $9.99 to find out. Peter Hobson: Am I going to win? SS: Bad lighting and a sympathetic crowd… and I'm in Theos!
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Street: How did you prepare for the competition? ND: Copious amounts of Adderall and cocaine. NH: Slimfast. A lot of Slimfast for me. SB: Looking at myself in the mirror and not liking what I see. John Hurley: I hate it. But I love it.
Street: What’s your secret weapon in the competition? JH: Semen. SB: Semen, then feathers. For the group dance. ND: Not stuffing my crotch. Derek Vigoa: Emergency waxing sesh. SS: Experience in women's clothing. Jewish Guilt. Oh, and socks, a lot of socks. JL: Nice try, but my secret weapon will be released on November 16th.
Street: Who’s the best dancer? Alex Friedlander: Schear gives great lap dances, it’s unbeatable.
Street: What’s your latest discovery? SS: That there’s a tanning salon on Drexel’s campus you can go to without being caught. JL: Saying you’re the biggest man on campus can be interpreted in really awesome ways. Thanks, AXO. PH: Apparently Cs can still get degrees at this school… and I get Cs. Peter Amos: My feminine side.
Street: What’s the best kept secret at Penn? SS: I’ll go ahead and say the dental library. JL: If you wear a suit to class, you can leave early. Just say you have an interview.
Street: If you win the title, how will it affect your life? ND: I’m going to make tons of sex videos and have them leaked. SB: A few people will like me more, but most people will just resent me.
Street: Who’s the front runner right now? PA: I’ll take that one.
Street: Who’s going to lose? JL: Can we say the audience?
