What you told people happened: You ended up spending the whole break in New York City gallivanting with celebrities and eating gourmet food — all compliments of one very in love Chase Crawford. What really happened: You took the train into the city from New Jersey, ate a hot dog from the street side vendors and saw a burnt–out TV star you vaguely recognized from some '90s sitcom.
What you said you did: You went up to NYC and topped off every night by going to nightclubs full of sexy Scandinavian babes. Who you, uh, totally ended up banging. What you really did: Went up to Long Island and topped off every night on www.sexyscandinavianbabes.com.
What you said you did: You rekindled your romance with an old flame back home. What actually happened: You ran into him in the grocery store and he said you should totally catch up some time.
What you said you did: You’re glad you stayed at Penn because you finally got better acquainted with the historical Philadelphia area. What actually happened: You got a little lost trying to find Penn Park so you got to see Drexel’s dragon statue.
What you said you did: You’re completely exhausted from your wild weekend at the lakehouse. What actually happened: Your parents really needed a third player for late–night Bananagrams at the family reunion… every night of fall break.
What you said you did: You visited your best friend at Michigan. Tailgating could not have been more awesome. Go Blue! What actually happened: Your best friend had a little too much fun and you spent the entire day holding her hair in 30–degree weather. Never made it to the football game. Michigan won.
What you said you did: You finally mustered up the motivation to go on that diet you’ve been talking about. You went the the gym, ate healthy food… and, well, the results speak for themselves! What actually happened: Yom Kippur.
What you said you did: Oh, you didn’t do much. Just stayed at home and watched some movies with the family. What actually happened: Well, you didn’t want to brag about it, but… Barcelona, bitches!
