Skipping the line for Hemo’s because he knows you +2
Playing your ukulele in the Quad +10
Still having your original PennCard +4
Ms. Lois knows your name +2
Being able to tell the difference between Banker’s rum and Banker’s vodka by taste +8
Waking up in different clothes from what you went out in +1
Not being from the northeast +63
Knowing about the student discount at McDonald’s +5
Waking up from a night out with more money than you started with +9
Going to a date party with a friend, but leaving with benefits +3
Being a murse among nurses +28
Avoiding the Compass –13
Playing your guitar in the Quad –10
Wearing your PennCard on a lanyard like it’s a baby blanket –3
Becoming Foursquare mayor of HUP –6
Having an “awesome” time at Castle –69
Waiting outside for Van Pelt to open in the morning –4
Getting a supportive email from your writing seminar prof after writing a slightly depressing blog post. Call CAPS: (215) 898–7021, but also –17
Not wiping down your machine at Pottruck –7
Thinking Beijing is a good BYO –9
Asking if there’s anything other than Natty –5
Running for UA –100
Running for UA… and losing –101
If You Scored… Less Than Zero: Fuddy Duddy: You like to think you know what’s up, but you’re usually late on the scene, gramps.
Zero: Middle O' the Road: Though you don’t know your Colt from your Beretta, you get by… with a few tips from your homies.
More Than Zero: Street Smart: No one on the corner got swagga like us. Come to our writers' meetings on Thursdays at 6:30.
