10. The real rules of Beirut
9. What’s in Bui’s sauce
8. How to listen to the TVs at Pottruck
7. How to write a concession essay
6. Whether the curve is helping or hurting you
5. How to spell Skookle
4. What the Philomanthean Society does
3. How to properly please a woman (have you seen our sex survey?!)
2. Rebecca Stein’s true ethnicity
1. Whether or not that Shoutout was about you
