Oh seniors, it seems like only moments ago you too were being judged for your lack of inhibitions and mama’s boy grins. Freshman Superlatives of yore, where are you now?

[For current freshman, check out the 2011 class of Freshman Superlatives and their new BFFs]

Then

Aaron Then: We got a floater.

Harshil Then: Nothing compares to the melancholy of the modern baller.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eric Then: That’s not actually a frisbee, it’s the fifth ring of Saturn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kelvin Then: That Poon's red hot!

Now

Aaron Now: We got a new season of To Catch a Predator.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harshil Now: But what will mumi say about your recent dip in gaytown?

 

 

 

Eric Now: Look, he finally caught the frisbee! And he’s still lanky as fuck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kelvin Now: Sleepy Poonda. >_<

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