Professor: …Just like some people who are obsessed with Twilight, with the story of Edward and Belle. Female Student: IT’S BELLA!!!!
Sorority sophomore right before a FNCE 100 midterm: I always write inspirational quotes on the sides of my cheat sheets, like 'Don’t forget, you ARE beautiful!'
Guy on cell phone on Locust: What, so we’re not gonna have sex anymore? But, why not?
Frat guy: I don’t understand the purpose of hand jobs, but blow jobs, yeah that makes sense because obviously I can’t reach. I’ve tried.
