1. While Spring Break might not have been the same without Acapulco, the boozy hookups and hospital visits in Punta Cana made up for it. One literally smashing Theos/Theta threesome, though, took the cake.
2. Penn/Princeton was even more raucous than usual this year, as we made our mark on the Tigers’ territory. A certain IFC president stole all the headlines with a resulting resignation that rocked campus.
3. Tragedy struck the Skulls house over winter break, which resulted in a topsy–turvy semester for the house that ended with a lifted suspension.
4. Just in time for Christmas, the infamous Coke Twins made their way back to campus. Sadly, they seemed to be on their best behavior this time.
5. The beginning of second semester saw brawl after brawl between opposing frat brothers. From A’s to Theos to Theta Xi, it seemed like everyone wanted to be included.
6. A TriDelt hopeful proved that vomiting and fainting in succession during rush would do little to impress potential sorority sisters.
7. Theta Xi left multiple sororities scarred and covered in shaving cream when they interrupted chapter meetings with a risque song and dance routine.
8. Some good news on the Greek front as struggling house Delta Tau Delta got a major boost with the initiation of a flood of Penn athletes.
9. The Mermaid of Pine Arms had a banner year, but nothing grabbed more attention than her outing with a member of *NSYNC, immortalized on YouTube.
10. Two Theta freshmen upped the ante at Theos’ annual lingerie party with a full–on make out session for anyone watching.