Penngineer to prospective mom: I feel so legit. I do SO much more work than my friends in the College.

A's freshman to SDT girl: Want to come back to the Quad with me? I’m converting to Judaism.

Tiny girl in radian elevator to friend: Do I need to press anything to go up?

Non–Jew in SDT: I met a Christian AEPi boy today! It was a great day…

Theos boy: Why are they playing Glee songs in Blarney? I mean…what’s Glee?