Boy: What’s Tabard? Girl: I don't know, a bunch of British girls who dress like they don’t shower.
Girl #1: I wish I were an athlete. Girl #2: Why? Girl #1: Because then I wouldn’t be judged for dressing like I don’t give a shit.
Penn Masala member on Locust: And I was like, you know who’s gonna win? Pakistan. Hahahaha!
Girl on Locust: Have you seen the new Ke$ha video? I’m sure so many Penn girls can relate to a shitshow like that.
