Ode to a Bandage Skirt My mind never wavers as I stare at your being Wrapping around the present true and tight At parties omnipresent, of love guaranteeing Graciously riding upwards throughout the night
Part 1 Locust Walk of shame The sun is brighter than you Choose another path
Part 2 Why do you do it? Ankle, wobbling in heels Cobblestone’s a bitch
You Taunt Me So Two essays, a thousand words Have all the time in the world— Hey, this video looks fun
To My BBM Contacts So full of suspense Do I read or not read it? That is the question
Planned Parenthood Dear U.S. voters Your youth has lots of sex, so Please give us free lube
Behind the Music Jenny from the block Thank you for teaching me that Love don’t cost a thing
This Is Just To Say I have eaten the stuffed pretzels that were in the warming tray
and which you were probably trying to sell
Forgive me it’s not my fault this line is so long
Pick Up Thy beauty does affix mine eyes Betwixt them with a most pleasing visage Has thou fallen from the heavens? Aye, this can only be the truth Because honey, your ass is out of this world
Found Poem From Locust Flyers In order to help clarify Flesh, Fantasy and Bandwidth MBA consultants & bankers talk about The secret life of an adjunct professor And what you can do about it! Through spoken–word and rhyme, And American slang, and the greatest jazz singer of all time, Is hosting a slam dunk competition in Silverman 245A, The Bernard Segal Moot Court Room, Theatre of the Oppressed. Thursday: J–Bagel Queen Esther’s Drag Ball And Romeo & Juliet at the Rodin Rooftop Lounge Open to the community with valid HYPE.
