Theos boy after haircut: Don’t I look like a Kennedy?
Beta pledge en route to the Vagina Monologues: Do they show you what a vagina looks like?
SDT Girl #1: I’m still coming up with the answer to this — which do you love more, Israel or cock? SDT Girl #2: I’m still coming up with THIS answer — would you give up getting eaten out, or cheese?
Theta in Marks Cafe line: Bagels make you super fat, right?
Guy in Houston: In other news, not Pokemon related, I just got a PlayStation 2 to work on my computer.
