When pageantry went primetime, Stage Moms from sea to shining sea thought they’d met their mates in the silver screen. But after a date or two, TV sets weren't enough, so these post–pin–up moms brought YouTube home to meet the kids. Needless to say, they hit it off like lipstick on ten–year–olds. Now, Stage Moms and their hyperspace honey, YouTube, don’t even have to leave the bedroom to launch their prepubescent starlets into the infobahn — and word is there’s no speed limit on that world–wide expressway. Watch out Miley Cyrus — drama mama’s got a new beau, and her kid is just one indecent online photo shoot away from taking your spot in the limelight.