Joke Issue:
Young Lady On Locust: Who’s General Franco? Other Young Lady On Locust: He’s trying to free the Mexicans, of course!
Dashing Young Dandy: I mockingly asked her to, you know, be my Mata Hari, and she blushed and asked me to leave … When did women get so puritannical? Less Dashing Dandy: When they stopped wearing corsets.
Fraternity Brother: Syphilis doesn't exist. They just don't want you to get pregnant.
Whartonite: He has a hard time getting his stock up. SEAS Scholar: That's what the lady said.
