Joke Issue: Times are tough. Food is expensive and we’re all hungry. Follow these simple rules to get the most out of your local breadlines so your family can stop eating potatoes for breakfast, lunch and dinner! By Lush Potato 1. Get there early It’s cold out there so get to the line early. You can be that person everyone wants to cut! They hand out the freshest food first by the way. 2. Smile and wear a tight girdle (for females) Flaunting your natural talents isn’t illegal anymore … even if you are poor.
3. Go on chili day The sure fire best way to stay full (and farty) all day is to load up on the grub that sticks to your bones: chili.
