In an effort to demystify some of history’s most notorious dictators, we’ve decided to reveal the most relatable quality of one formidible fascist every week: his love of everyone’s favorite junk foods!

It’s crustaceans all the way for this crabby coastal autocrat! Why would Pinochet worry about 300–plus international criminal charges when he’s getting ready to sink his teeth into a plate of buttery tail? Time to bib up!