In an effort to demystify some of history’s most notous dictators, we’ve decided to reveal the most relatable quality of one formidable fascist every week: his love of everyone’s favorite junk foods!

You’d be lucky to get the firing squad if you dared swipe a McNugget from this cranky Italian. And perhaps the only thing more infamous than Mussolini’s sparkling sense of humor was his enviable collection of Happy Meal toys!