With so many tricky social situations, it can be tough to maintain proper decorum. Here are two experts from opposite ends of the earth (one goes to Drexel and one goes to Penn) to give you their advice on everything from dating to dinner parties. It’s about time you brushed up on your etiquette!

Drexel Gent: First I take her to Student Health Services, make sure she’s up-to-date on her immunization thingies ... It’s important to be healthy. Next Theta Pi’s chili cook-off/head-shaving benefit for wildlife, obviously. Then the third floor communal futon. Very classy, flannel sheets, game ova.

Quaker Cad: Two words: Rosengarten Reserve. I know they say don’t mix business and pleasure, but the deserts at Mark’s Cafe aren’t too shabby! Or if she’s on the meal plan we could just swipe each other in at Commons. That shows her that I respect women’s liberation and their pocketbooks!