Labyrinth may be the scariest children’s movie ever made — what better inspiration to draw from when designing your gates, Charles Addams Fine Arts Hall?
Prepare to be transported back to the film that gave you nightmares when you were six as you pass through the gates of Penn’s most smoker–friendly facility.
As you no doubt fondly remember, our heroine Jennifer Connelly finds herself in quite the pickle in the 1986 flick when she falls through a trap door and is greeted by the “Helping Hands” — disembodied digits who “save” her from plummeting to her death.
“Up or down?” they innocently ask, feeling poor Connelly up under the guise of rescuing her.
Fears of molestation may grip one as they enter Addams. “In or out?” these helping hands seem to whisper.
Still, our Addams’s hands seem a little friendlier. They probably just want to take your picture or draw your portrait. And who knows? They might even direct you the right way toward David Bowie.
Just make sure to stay away from the one with scissors.
