Not quite the Tet Offensive, but this shit will fuck you up!
Ingredients:
Lemonade Four Loko
Sweet Tea Vodka (try
Firefly or Weeds)
Directions:
1. Drink half of the Four Loko.
2. Fill the can to the top with sweet tea vodka. Shake well.
3. Enjoy the classiest of summer drinks. Almost guaranteed to induce a feeling of euphoria, followed by a feeling of deep regret.