Not quite the Tet Offensive, but this shit will fuck you up!

Ingredients:

Lemonade Four Loko

Sweet Tea Vodka (try

Firefly or Weeds)

Directions:

1. Drink half of the Four Loko.

2. Fill the can to the top with sweet tea vodka. Shake well.

3. Enjoy the classiest of summer drinks. Almost guaranteed to induce a feeling of euphoria, followed by a feeling of deep regret.