Worst Food Truck That beat up white AstroVan, you know? With the shirtless guy who slows down and rolls down his window just enough to hand you a whole wheat pita full of Smarties. No one likes whole wheat pitas.
Worst Joke Class BE 539 Neural Networks, Chaos, and Dynamics: Theory and Application Physiology and anatomy of living neurons and neural networks; Brain organization; Elements of nonlinear dynamics, the driven pendulum as paradigm for complexity, synchronicity, bifurcation, self-organization and chaos; Iterative maps on the interval, period-doubling route to chaos, universality and the Feigenbaum constant, Lyapunov exponents, entropy and information; Geometric characterization of attractors; Fractals and the Mandelbrot set; Neuron dynamics: from Hudgkin-Huxley to integrate and fire, bifurcation neuron; Artificial neural networks and connectionist models, Hopfield (attractor-type) networks,energy functions, convergence theorems, storage capacity, associative memory, pattern classification, pattern completion and error correction, the Morita network; Stochastic networks, simulated annealing and the Boltzmann machine, solution of optimization problems, hardware implementations of neural networks; the problem of learning, algorithmic approaches: Perception learning, back-propagation, Kohonnen’s self-organizing maps and other networks; Coupled-map lattices; Selected applications including financial markets.* *Courtesy of the Penn Bioengineering Website
Worst Thing About College The Classes, Am I Right? Boy, school would be a lot better if we didn’t have to go to classes, am I right? We could party all day! No homework! No need to worry about your GPA. Just your BAC, am I right? But man, I’m telling you, nothing’s worse than the line at the DMV. You guys know what I mean? It’s like, “I’ve been here for hours and the line hasn’t even moved! What is this — airport security or something?”
Worst Way to Traverse the 38th Street Bridge Razor Scooter In most ways, a Razor Scooter is the ideal form of transportation. It comes in a variety of vivid colors. It folds up into a backpack without crushing your sandwich or your GoGurt. It (plus the helmet you wear when you ride it) makes you look like an all-around great guy who anyone would want to be friends with. Even when it comes to the 38th Street bridge, it’s halfway perfect. You can get a ton of momentum on the downhill, which is ideal when you’re sailing into crowds on Locust. But have you ever tried to ride it uphill? You might as well be wearing one roller blade.
Wort Day to Take a Walk of Shame November 1st The best Halloween costumes are always the heavy ones. Last year, we went as this totally realistic snowglobe. We’re talking glass, water, ceramic penguins kissing, a heavy base, a wind-up music box and more! We should have known that looking as fresh as we did, we were going to get picked up. But we didn’t anticipate it, and because of that we ended up having to walk, wearing the 84 pound snow globe get-up, and a pair of boy’s athletic shorts, all the way from DOMUS to 42nd and Pine.
Worst Form of Fake ID Burger King Kids Club Membership Card We were surprised this won, too, but apparently the bouncers at Smokes have gotten really tough. They’ll definitely accept it, but bring a back-up and be prepared to answer questions about what character is on it (ours is I/Q) and when it was issued (3/13/94).
Worst Thing Ben Franklin Ever Said When He Was Drunk That He Doesn’t Even Remember Saying But That No One Will Shut Up About Or Stop Putting On T-Shirts, Magnets, and Other Memorabilia “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
Worst Activity to Do in the Wind Tunnel Build a card tower
Worst Aquarium Fishtown
Worst Place To Get A Bikini Wax Hemo’s
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