In line at ABP:
Bronzed Whartonite: I was so lazy... all I did was have sex with her all the time.
At Sammy, upon noticing a kid passed out on the floor:
The OFSA ‘Fire Watch’ Guard: Make sure he drinks water. Until he dies it’s not my problem.
In line at ABP:
Bronzed Whartonite: I was so lazy... all I did was have sex with her all the time.
At Sammy, upon noticing a kid passed out on the floor:
The OFSA ‘Fire Watch’ Guard: Make sure he drinks water. Until he dies it’s not my problem.
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