Oh my god, this movie is so awesome! Loves it! That guy Preston is, like, tres sexy! And the way he professes his love for the popular girl Amanda at the end? So romantic! Like, for all those years, he obsesses over the first time he saw her, and how they had the same flavor pop tart. Strawberry, so delish! But I can’t eat too many of those if I’m gonna have any chance of getting one of the football players to take me to Freshman Formal next year! I’m such a fattie tee-hee! I hope the linebackers at my high school are as hot as the ones in this movie. I totally melt for a hunk in shoulderpads! Seth Green is kind of cute, too, even though he plays, like, this really lame wannabe gangsta. He totally reminds me of that boy in my Social Studies class who wears a lot of FUBU and calls every girl “shorty.” It’s like, “Hello, you’re white!” Duh!!! But he totally sweats me. Maybe next year we’ll be at a party together, accidently lock ourselves in the bathroom and then, like, discover we’re soul mates, just like in the movie ROFL! That weird redhead girl is such a hoe, though. I would never loose my virginity on some gross bathroom floor. Ew! As if! But I hear high school parties get, like, really crazy! What if I get really trashed? Katie’s sister Carla, who used to date my brother’s best friend’s cousin or something... whatever, is gonna be a senior, and she’ll totally get us into all the upperclassmen ragers! They always have kegs. I never really drank beer before, except for that one time at Michelle Levy’s Bat Mitzvah. It kind of tasted weird, but at least I know what to expect... not like that loser in this movie who thinks the beer’s gone bad. What a nerd! After seeing this movie, I CAN’T HARDLY WAIT (LOL!) to get to high school. Class of 2002 4EVA! <3
3.5 Stars Directed by: Harry Elfont, Debroah Kaplan Starring: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Seth Green Rated PG13, 100 min.
