Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a Humpty who was just so Dumpty And asked Miss Muffet to play
“Little Miss Muffet, come sit on my tuffet I know how to make your day” “Oh Mr. Dumpty won’t you please Humpt-me? I won’t even ask you to pay”
After their lovin’ A bun in the oven Was a surprise to one and all
But it didn’t stop there They just didn’t care One wasn’t enough at all
Nine more babies A plague, like rabies Made Muffet and Dumpty mad
“Why did we do it? We didn’t think through it! Adding more people was bad”
Overpopulation Is no vacation It makes us very sad
But that’s what you get When you forget There is limited space on earth
So stop having kiddies You fat ugly biddies Life without children is mirth
Don’t make like these two Have less than a few Our planet needs no more birth.
